satire: the clearing of one’s pipes—an intellectual replacement for a good nose blow, sneeze, orgasm, etc. Devil’s Dictionary.
Je viens d'acquérir un boytoy franco-portugais.
bonparisien: *ahem* statement!
If there was nothing to regret, there was nothing to desire.– Russian poet Vera Pavlova (as quoted at the beginning of David Rakoff’s Half Empty)